“One never had the smallest clue as to what had happened to them.”

— George Orwell, 1984

  1. gab3haz3 reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    “Mistress”…disturbingly accurate >_>
  2. lemuralio reblogged this from partywithmyself and added:
    “I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.” Full of one-night stands, maybe?
  3. wildadventureawaits reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid
  4. partywithmyself reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    LOL Mine says: “There are no stories about them, but they are often seen on Greek vases.”
  5. im-a-bad-kid reblogged this from thisisbaileystumblr
  6. thisisbaileystumblr reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    second sentence is also hilarious.
  7. almightyjeri reblogged this from phemiec and added:
    “A golden halo of radiance around the recipient’s body” WAT
  8. fromthemiddleoftheocean reblogged this from cudeinyourpants and added:
    The shift in shade is no doubt an attempt to stay abreast of the capricious fashion trends of the Capitol.
  9. linguisticnativity reblogged this from athiefofspace and added:
    “Continuing the previous example, if three parts are selected at random, what is the probability that the first two are...
  10. sage-the-world reblogged this from koschei-the-deathless and added:
    “People seem to like whistles.” Ok
  11. bluemoonbutterfly reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    Seriously, it was a Math book...it says something about switching the bounds
  12. blackcannonball reblogged this from littlewaysaway and added:
    “It’s always Joan of Arc or Christopher Columbus or Billy the Kid.”
  13. xtremecatlady reblogged this from padfootwantsatummyrub and added:
    “So well intended,...yet so insulting,” Gal whispers in my ear. wow…..no comment
  14. animals-delight reblogged this from emmelinewei and added:
    This is from my math book: Tyrell is ordering cat food online. WELP
  15. emmelinewei reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    if you don’t help, the matter will get worse i see.
  16. coblynaurisen reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “These fluctuations periodically spit out elementary particle pairs, which exist for time intervals so short that we...
  17. spetharrific reblogged this from ardentsonata and added:
    “Suppose we agree to drop ‘Aristotle’ and use, say, ‘the teacher of Alexander,’ then it is a necessary truth that the...
  18. reefkichards reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    “Elizabeth (a little loftily): I have no—” LoLDSKFJHSDFKJ
  19. mast100 reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    ” in a group have a bigger, more attractive impact than three in a group” -gardening book
  20. thearchways reblogged this from pandamanic and added:
    “Halo weapons.” AHAHAHAHHAHAHSJDHFJBDHJFBHG
  21. dizylizy reblogged this from buying-lying-denying and added:
    “It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.” ………thanks, Goblet of Fire. Thanks.
  22. deliciousfishes reblogged this from pandamanic and added:
    To her surprise, the researcher finds that the number of incidents of family violence is correlated with ice cream...
  23. swmpmnstr reblogged this from kaydeekrunk and added:
    “Mommy loved God.” -The Color of Water, James McBride. …For those of you that know me well, this is incredibly fitting...
  24. malinhope reblogged this from xsleepysarax and added:
    MalinHope : ”Abselutely pointless, seing as your mother´s charm does that already” haha
  25. pencilfangs reblogged this from buttonsandbeaux and added:
    Bud Brown, harried and officious, began yelling: “Hey! You haven’t paid for that! Hey, you! Come back here with those...
  26. highkingofwaffles reblogged this from chemiisan and added:
    This epic future-versus-present-day clash would be played out across several story arc in the UK comics (“Target: 2006,”...
  27. slashbanghorror reblogged this from crapiblinked and added:
    “I could see that the bolt of the lock had not been shot, but the door was fastened from the inside.” Dracula, page 45.
  28. my-imaginary-worlds reblogged this from her-master and added:
    Mine was “It’s something painful, some early childhood memory,...guess.” …. Not sure
  29. pressfourforwhores reblogged this from cladammaybeunrealisticbutitsfun and added:
    ‘It’s jammed shut; look I’ll show you’
  30. till-owlyglass reblogged this from villierscy and added:
    “Captain Shofner unsheathed his Mameluke, the traditional sword carried by officers of the United States Marine Corps”...
  31. machinegunmo reblogged this from thedevilshands
  32. villierscy reblogged this from rhoscumberbrett and added:
    “Blind-Man’s Buff.” It’s a sinister history of London with this cartoon on page 45.
  33. badassbuttercup reblogged this from cupcakesanddrinking and added:
    blue paint all over her’ … help? D:
  34. spiritpie reblogged this from sawmuchded and added:
    “One of the shabti jumped up on the table, trying to stick a scanner label on the golden cabinet” (Rick Riordan, The...
  35. belize-climate reblogged this from books-in-the-tardis
  36. agoodchapstick reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    a little late, but wanted...share anyway: “It had
  37. rawbiredbest reblogged this from theinfiniteaurora and added:
    grotto under a blue waterfall.” what
  38. dontiwish reblogged this from ilovemygg and added:
    “The job I’m doing at...haven’t done anything like this before.” Yikes!